Saturday, July 08, 2006


I am so NOT an asshole anymore in regards to boy #2 of my last post. Turns out that he has some seriously deep-rooted anger issues that he opts to self-medicate and occasionally take out on innocent animals. More specifically, he scared my darling niece (of the canine variety) so badly that she pissed herself at the sound of his voice. I am not sure what he did, but I do know that it was unacceptable. I now feel relieved that I never returned his call.

My niece is now shacked up with me for a few days until Ms V and her hubby's new dream home is completely renovated. All is well that ends well ...


  1. um, excuse me? he takes it out on innocent animals? MY niece? is that who you are referring to? he should be hung up by his testicles. i'm happy to assist if need be.

  2. oh wait never mind he probably doesn't have testicles.